Q
You're so pretty and your hair is so shaggy. You're so damn handsome, I just want to play with your hair and watch movies and if you're of the mind, a three-hour bawdy romp.
Anonymous
A

I’m flattered, thank you. Would be nice to know off of anon, and only just the 3hrs?


Q
Congrats on your nice face.
A

Why thank you - it’s the only one I have so I do try and keep it looking nice..
:)


Went camping for 5 days - absolutely amazing weather and a fantastic week with friends!! 
But I got sunburn on my head and had to wear this stupid hat…

Went camping for 5 days - absolutely amazing weather and a fantastic week with friends!!
But I got sunburn on my head and had to wear this stupid hat…


Sweaty work selfie: This is at the end of an 11hr shift working in 30+C.. I’m so done..

Sweaty work selfie: This is at the end of an 11hr shift working in 30+C.. I’m so done..


pinshekonsha:

I always wanted to be a mutant like the X-men but the closest I could get was being gay. 

(via thenextspiderman)



wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

(via me-myself-and-will)



havemanymonkeys:

Good to know for planning reasons, continued and updated.

Neilsen has handily revamped their lists.

(via im-on-the-rag)


automotivated:

McLaren P1 | US Test

automotivated:

McLaren P1 | US Test

(via simonm95)




twogointwocomeout:

instaglory:

this vine changed my life

wheres the kid wazowski

twogointwocomeout:

instaglory:

this vine changed my life

wheres the kid wazowski

(via me-myself-and-will)


andrewquo:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

[theflyhater]

this is just cruel