mortalcrimson:

Blue Ringed Octopus-
recognized as some of the world’s most venomous marine animals

astronomy-to-zoology:

Mantis Shrimp (O.scyllarus) Hammering at a Clam's Shell
watch the video here

astronomy-to-zoology:

Mantis Shrimp (O.scyllarus) Hammering at a Clam's Shell

watch the video here

fourestfires:

Do you know what this colorful motherfucker is? Let me tell you. This bitch is a mantis shrimp.
It has 3 different focal points in each eye. And it has like 26 cones in its eyes, so this motherfucker sees in both infrared and ultraviolet. Say hello to the most complex eyes in all the animal kingdom.
It has an arm that packs the punch of a .22 caliber bullet. It punches you with the force of a gun. And it can swing its claw arms so fast that it generates a powerful shock wave  Even if the first strike misses its prey, this bitch can still kill by just the power of the shock wave of bubbles following their strike.
Oh, and what else? The speed of the strike is so fast that it actually produces light and heat, and the temperature of the collapsing bubbles can produce several thousand kelvins. This motherfucker will crush you and burn you, under water, without even touching you directly.
There have been reported cases of these bad ass motherfuckers punching their ways out of aquariums. Thick glass? Fuck that shit.
These bitches grow to be around 12-15 inches long. That is a foot and a half of colorful pain. Good thing you don’t live in the ocean.

fourestfires:

Do you know what this colorful motherfucker is? Let me tell you. This bitch is a mantis shrimp.

It has 3 different focal points in each eye. And it has like 26 cones in its eyes, so this motherfucker sees in both infrared and ultraviolet. Say hello to the most complex eyes in all the animal kingdom.

It has an arm that packs the punch of a .22 caliber bullet. It punches you with the force of a gun. And it can swing its claw arms so fast that it generates a powerful shock wave  Even if the first strike misses its prey, this bitch can still kill by just the power of the shock wave of bubbles following their strike.

Oh, and what else? The speed of the strike is so fast that it actually produces light and heat, and the temperature of the collapsing bubbles can produce several thousand kelvins. This motherfucker will crush you and burn you, under water, without even touching you directly.

There have been reported cases of these bad ass motherfuckers punching their ways out of aquariums. Thick glass? Fuck that shit.

These bitches grow to be around 12-15 inches long. That is a foot and a half of colorful pain. Good thing you don’t live in the ocean.

fyeah-seacreatures:

Mantis Shrimp. (Source)

fyeah-seacreatures:

Mantis Shrimp. (Source)

giraffeinatree:

(via 500px / Ultimate Love by Fahmi Bhs)
xbeingpale:

Puppy

xbeingpale:

Puppy

giantgag-official:

Funny pictures of the day (60 pics) You Were Gone Forever. I Counted

giantgag-official:

Funny pictures of the day (60 pics)
You Were Gone Forever. I Counted
funkysafari:

Madagascar day gecko by Mark Dumont

funkysafari:

Madagascar day gecko by Mark Dumont

earthlycreatures:

Elephant Portrait by Mario Moreno

earthlycreatures:

Elephant Portrait by Mario Moreno

(via joshuarrr66)

penis-hilton:

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

(Source: the-goldengirls, via joshuarrr66)

fairy-wren:

(via 500px / white-tailed eagle by Georg Scharf)

pleoros:

Martin Rietze - Sakurajima, 2013

(via joshuarrr66)